Abandoned to be raised by wolves in the forests of central London in the early 60's, roamed free with the pack until discovered by caring naturalists. To be eventually re-introduced, kicking and screaming into society in the early 80's. Had a few dramatic life changing experiences since then and has now relocated to Normandy France, with his gorgeous girlfriend Alison in 2004. Can be found either drawing or sawing wood into smaller pieces in an attempt to convert the attic into bedrooms. Very content with life, but still howls at the moon now and then. Gave up fire eating only recently. Is a total Mad Max nut. Can cook 3 minute rice in only 2 minutes. Isn't faster than a speeding locomotive... unless it's stopped... in which case he is, but then the locomotive ain't speeding then is it? Duh.
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